I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
