"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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