the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
