I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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