i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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