I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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