two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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