It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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