Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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