He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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