Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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