I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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