Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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