I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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