So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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