the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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