is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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