remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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