Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
a search helicopter?!
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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