I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I'm both gender and math confused
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