Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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