quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i just made my gag reflex go away.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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