Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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