When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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