his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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