Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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