he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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