Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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