your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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