The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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