Will you blow on my dice?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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