I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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