I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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