Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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