Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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