I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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