I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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