i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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