I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You can't just leave with hair like that
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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