He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
i out mim tonsoeep
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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