Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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