About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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