we're blogging at a bar
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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