Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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