think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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