Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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