Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Sober January is a disaster.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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