How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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