The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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