Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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