i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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