that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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