I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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