turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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