Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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